I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
