What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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