I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
the raccoons are back...
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