dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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