I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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