i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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