Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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