I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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