Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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