3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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