6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize