just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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