I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We have started to decorate penises.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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