Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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