It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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