Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You have to summon your inner elephant
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
MIDGETS
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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