dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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