Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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