GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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