"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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