Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
