I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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