i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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