Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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