Pants 0. Shit 1.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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