i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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