whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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