google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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