yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
