You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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