I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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