no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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