This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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