she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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