I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize