He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
