If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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