you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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