White coat. Heels.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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