So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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