My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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