How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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