oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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