We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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