To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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