How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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