i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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