three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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