Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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