i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And then he peed in my hair
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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