I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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