so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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