Ambien. No doubt about it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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